‘Twas feckish, and the irkly grobes
Did fark and fistle in the slade;
All dingly were the rectiprobes
And the dampnuts updrade.
“Beware the Trumplewock, my friend!
The bigly mouth, those puny mitts!
Beware the Tweet bird, and off-fend
The cronious Perkletits!”
She packed her poisal voice and went:
Fat chance the vapid imp she’d spare—
So quivered he ‘neath his Cheato tree,
And feebly cried, “Unfair!”
And, as the greelish light grew pale,
The Trumplewock, with wits of wood,
Came grabbling through the femly vale
Because he thought he could!
Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei! And quick as pie
The poisal voice sliced fierce and true:
“Go flay yourself, you mawkish elf,
And burn the residue!”
The Trumplewock would rue the day
He left his diddlepot of lack.
The frankish words would haunt him ‘til
He went galumphing back.
‘Twas feckish, and the irkly grobes
Did fark and fistle in the slade;
All dingly were the rectiprobes
And the dampnuts updrade.
STEPHANIE L. HARPER
Inspired by Lewis Carroll’s unmatched feat of “glorious nonsense,” JABBERWOCKY.
Bravo! I have been playing with a version of Jabberwocky in my head for a while now, but couldn’t make it work for me.
This is great.
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Ha! It all started when I discovered I was chanting to myself in the shower, “I wish that he would go galumphing back!”
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I referenced it (Jabberwocky) in a comment about how surreal this all seemed.
Really enjoyed how it turned out. Thanks.
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Thanks so much, Michael! I’ve been wracking my brains for a way to contribute something productive in the face of all the nonsense. Your enjoyment is my reward!
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I wish he would, too! Well done! 🙂
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😁
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you got the rhythm & meter spot on. it’s sort of understandable, like Andy Kauffman understandable while he played the congos & jibbered jibberish.
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I was going for evocative nonsense (not that anyone really needs the visuals these days)!
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you certainly managed that.
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Lol! Sorry if I inflicted any trauma…
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if you did i don’t mind a minor trauma once in a while
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Reblogged this on O at the Edges.
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Muiti Obrigada, Roberto!
Thanks for going out on a limb here — I sure hope it won’t tarnish your good name!
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I’d be honored to be thusly tarnished! 🤗
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A generous deed, Robert. You have given Ms. Harper one more admiring follower. Your good name is safe with me!
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I’m glad to know that Sir Robert is no worse for the wear! Thank you for your kind words.
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Ha! Thanks, Bob.
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Ha ha ha–excellent. Now, where’s my vorpal sword?
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🙂 Let me know if you find it. I might ask to borrow it sometime…
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It rests by yon mashie niblick!
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Frabjous!
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😁
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Absolutely brilliant !!!
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Thank you! So pleased you think so. 😊
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is it not amazing what happens when chanting in the shower, eh?
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I do my most vorpal composing in there! 😃
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like others my best singing is there providing the radio is just a wee bit louder than me
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🎼📻🚿🎶
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This makes my child’s heart laugh with glee, and yet there’s something not gleeful about it – I absolutely love it! 😀
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Well, I’m glad for your child’s heart’s sake that I went the extra mile and refined the expletives that reigned in the earlier drafts. Lol! It does, indeed, come from a place of darkness and trying to make sense out of nonsense, but it feels great to know it’s been a source of laughter. Thanks so much for your kind words. 😊
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This is fantastic! As someone who is about to nervously dip his toe into the poetry module of his MA, I’m taking great inspiration from this.
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Wonderful! This feedback means a lot to me. Thanks so much!
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Thanks for reblogging! I’m honored!
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A most excellent thematic work. And so appropriate!
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Jabberwocky helped me to find a little humor and sense in all the nonsense. Also, it’s always nice when a veritable tantrum ends up being productive in some way. 😉
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Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Obrigada, Senhor! 😊
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I loved this!
Funnily enough, a couple of days ago I wrote about the “Trumplewocky” too, though not nearly as well as you, or with nearly as much humor. Mine was “The Art of the Deal(ing out of Destruction).”
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Haha! So glad it amused.
Yes, it seems there will be no shortage of poetic inspiration anytime soon, which is not necessarily a good thing… 😕
Did you post your tribute on your blog? I’ll swing by and take a look! 😀
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Yes, it is on my blog! It’s second from the top right now. Thanks!
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Wow, you’re quick! Thanks for checking out my poem!
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This is the best thing I have read in the surreal weeks since the inauguration.
Brilliant. Thank you.
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Thank you for your words of praise. If I could have chosen for the subject matter never to have existed in the first place, I certainly would have. As things stand, I thought some venting and some levity were in order…
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Agreed wholeheartedly! We are left to make what we must of the ‘real facts’ as opposed to the ‘alternate’ ones;)
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This is AMAZING. I’m a new blogger and my 3rd and newest post coming out this weekend is on this topic so I stumbled across your blog while looking for like minded bloggers. Followed and looking forward to more, this is great! -Marie aka http://www.goldisfromaliens.com
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Thank you for taking the time to read and comment. I’m so glad my shenanigans resonated!
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hey, I love this. I quoted this on today’s post [democracyonhold]. Hope you approve. I suggest we instate this as the new national anthem.
La Marseillaise being now a little stale……..
keep warbling!
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So glad this resonated. I think it makes just about as much sense as anything does these days… Thanks for including this piece in your article, as well (I will definitely give it a thorough read when time allows). As for using it as a substitute/interim National Anthem, do you happen to have a melody in mind, or do you think putting on a thick Scottish brogue would suffice? 😉
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I absolutley LOVE this. I rarely follow others as I find it distracts me from what I am endeavouring to do!! And I almost never comment! I would love to perform this at a tiny local village cabaret? I promise I would do it justice and credit you accordingly. I hope this would be o.k.? As a poet myself it will be an unusual thing for me not to ‘showcase’ my own words…this is beyond brilliant….and I would love to share it with my, tiny, local community! Did you know that when I clicked the share I made on FB it now takes you to a page not found? There were options for a search that helped me locate it…but I did wonder if you were aware of that? In awe at your creativity. Kat Robertson.
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A cabaret! Now you’re talking! Haha! That would be so lovely if you shared it thusly, and such as honor. The only thing that would make it more awesome, is if you were able to get an audio or video recording and share the link with me. Thank you!
As for the Facebook link, that doesn’t surprise me, but thanks for letting me know. I’m constantly encountering such bugs with WordPress.
I wonder if it has something to do with my being too cheap to pay for an upgraded plan?
Thanks, again, for your wonderful praise. I’m afraid that this is what my brand of activism generally looks like, but at least in this case, it seems to be resonating, and inspiring laughter… 😊
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So clever and full of wisdom!
By the way….it’s one of my favorite poems…super job. Thanks for sharing
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Thank you, Marie. I love the Jabberwocky, too, and I am feeling a little conflicted about having exploited it for such an unsavory purpose…
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Genius from the wonderful Stephanie L. Harper at Slharperpoetry!
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Thank you so much, Kat! 😁
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