Because I Said So
It’s been the same old thing year after year:
You mope around all gloomy & convective
grow turbulent with variable shear
& bluster in that helical invective
tone All I want to do this spring is spread
some bliss inspire the bees to pollinate
warm up the sea ensure the fish get fed
& coax some pinnipeds beach-ward to mate
but you just keep going all vertical-
like sprouting vortices to spew about
debris! Enough! Go be a spectacle
in Tornado Alley! Air that funnel out—
then find a nice dark cloud & settle down
to spawn some little terrors of your own…
STEPHANIE L. HARPER
This ditty was initially drafted during Tupelo Press’s May 2017 30/30 challenge. Thank you to friend and fellow poet, Clyde Long, for sponsoring this poem by ordering up a sonnet with the title, “Because I Said So,” which included the words, Tornado, beach, and bliss. The uniqueness of these requirements engendered a “pastoral” infused with the life-giving mayhem of spring, reminiscent of the air of triumph that the holy day of Easter embodies for so many.
May the miracles of this season, in all their incarnations, bless you and bolster you the whole year through!